Trucker Sex

Grateful my name is not a verb. No joshing, that would make me ralph. Counterpoint by Big Daddy...

Sep 28th

Bizarre (to me) free kick in Wolves v. Sunderland, but I now know what the Back-pass Rule is....

Sep 28th

http://yfrog.com/2d86wj I gotta clean the porch more often.

Sep 27th

Just noticed this project/ system is at exactly 100 tables. No chance that affects my design...

Sep 25th

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: “I’m not a historian.” Truer words never spoken....

Sep 25th

To the lady in the brand-new Blazer who tried to take me at a stoplight while I wasn’t paying...

Sep 25th

Ecstatic to see @markschlereth on Twitter, because it means I can block him. If enough of us do it,...

Sep 25th

Was wondering why the dog was so excited to see me. Turns out I hadn’t fed her today.

Sep 25th

I’m distressed that a paper in Keene had to outsource their anti-tattoo crank column to...

Sep 25th

Did girls like Ringo because they had 3 prettier friends or for the chance to trade up?

Sep 25th

Protip: wearing white stocking to work will reduce coworker advances as they’ll be worried the...

Sep 25th

I think the appeal of “Seinfeld” will be difficult to explain to future generations.

Sep 24th

Realized today the dog’s mental calendar consists of one box that says, “Food, Walk,...

Sep 24th

I’ve never seen so much code just to answer two questions.

Sep 24th

New X-Box Live Update says it contains no features, but it looks like they added a “Screwed up...

Sep 24th

iTunes Genius insists I like old Wilco albums a lot more than I do. It’s like living with a...

Sep 24th

Anyone have a contact at the TSA? I’d like to get my neighbors with cordless phones listed as...

Sep 24th

For those not yet sick of the subject, here’s the new car: http://is.gd/3zuZE

Sep 23rd

Downloading 6 zillion emails from Gmail to Thunderbird because Gmail is down for me. Yet again.

Sep 23rd

I would like to congratulate “Sex Decoy: Love Stings” for winning the “Fakest BS...

Sep 23rd

When dog loses food ball, she barks for me to come down & fix, but not before running to back...

Sep 23rd

DeJesus wept.

Sep 23rd

Fantastic penalty finish by a substitute in this Russian league game: http://is.gd/3wx80

Sep 22nd

iPhone OS 3.1: now with random lockups, feature to use up battery even when off. Upgrade today!

Sep 22nd

It’s getting to be that kind of weather. http://yfrog.com/0olplkj

Sep 22nd

Gonna take up a collection to get neighbor kids skateboard lessons. Probably cheaper than my taxes...

Sep 22nd

New car rolls window down a bit on door open, then rolls it up on close. Desperately trying to leave...

Sep 22nd

Watching Liverpool hold off the Hammers at The Coat of Arms.

Sep 20th

Watching Notre Dame, announcer claimed, “sobering news for the Irish.” I disagree...

Sep 20th

The reason I have to get up with the dog is so she can go to bed http://yfrog.com/18rk4uj

Sep 19th

Dog’s need for sleep is inversely correlated to whether it’s the weekend.

Sep 19th

Phil Kessel traded to To’nto. How will the Bruins replace those 3 hits per season?

Sep 19th

New blog post: Microformat Proposal: Coding Experience http://bit.ly/iS4CV

Sep 19th

Got “Jazaakallaahu khairun” in response to a comment at StackOverflow...

Sep 18th

Dirtball Penis Compensation Achievment unlocked! http://yfrog.com/0cmofhj

Sep 18th

Know what you haven’t listened to in a while? “Love on the Rocks”...

Sep 18th

Trying to help sister w/ technical problems with her book. Only thing I’ve found is...

Sep 17th

RIP Fred Cusick, one of the voices of my youth.

Sep 17th

Car has arrived but won’t be available for pickup until tomorrow. Why not just not tell me...

Sep 17th

Ever split some work w/ someone, have them not be able to finish and once you get to their stuff...

Sep 15th

From my dad: “[T]he second picture brings back memories. And now I get dizzy in tall...

Sep 15th

Just had huge argument w/local Chinese place that claimed they don’t carry something...

Sep 15th

If there were a drinking game based on Jon Gruden messing up names, we’d all be dead.

Sep 15th

Just had to reset my phone to get it to respond. Upgraded to 3.1 yesterday. Thankfully, no one ever...

Sep 15th

As a child I would have killed for a bear that played soccer and made rude gestures. Now it seems a...

Sep 15th

Dog protest method: lay directly behind my office chair with an ear under the wheel so I can’t...

Sep 15th

The Tweeting Kegerator: http://is.gd/3iUm4

Sep 15th

ESPN crew is unceasingly negative. Was it really terrible to run that out to start the clock &...

Sep 15th

No Youk, No VMart, Dice K starting. Should be a fun night at America’s Favorite...

Sep 15th

Problem w/football day starting at 11am (Everton) is only productive activity is trying to fill...

Sep 14th

Disappointed Cameroon fired coach Otto Fister, because it means less reason for people to say...

Sep 14th

Brad Childress opens the “Fire me, please!” sweepstakes with an onside kick.

Sep 14th

Fashion faux pas by neighborhood lad: those short shorts really emphasize your ankle bracelet....

Sep 14th

Amazing end to Denver game marred only by Gus Johnson’s typical hystrionics. Smart play by...

Sep 14th

1st act as incorporated business: purchase peel-off envelopes. Just sent my quarterlies off looking...

Sep 14th

KC Chiefs kicker’s name (http://is.gd/3enrJ) is pronounced “Suck up”. Must have...

Sep 14th

Can you decline a Delay of Game penalty or is Matt Millen dumber than advertised? #notredame

Sep 13th

Fox 25 just had Alison Bologna reporting from Sandwich. Made for a great key.

Sep 13th

Not once in the 100s of times the dog has come over and danced for my attention has it been because...

Sep 12th

Don’t want to tell Vince Young his job, but I don’t think having your iPod in during the...

Sep 12th

Have Wales v. Russia on other tuner. Can’t tell if ads are in Cyrillic or Welsh.

Sep 12th

Details sketchy, but dog may have just come running to see me, stopped short, stood to beg and gone...

Sep 12th

I am old: just got wrongly-addressed email with login & password for an Irish dating site and I...

Sep 12th

http://is.gd/39H4I is why I don’t care for the idea of ordering a whole fish in a restaurant.

Sep 12th

In @abbiebeagle’s defense, I had just gotten her fired up so she’d sing the “heard...

Sep 12th

When can we stop pretending there are “Town Hall Meetings” instead of “Partisan...

Sep 10th

Semi-hot GameStop employee, please stop calling everyone “Darlin’”. It does...

Sep 10th

Been a while since I went through the car buying process. Asked Insurance/ Bank if they needed...

Sep 10th

Think Oudin has run out of gas. Also, why do descriptions of good tennis parents and bad ones sound...

Sep 10th

Tired or not, I’d rather have Oudin pitching for Sox than Delcarmen.

Sep 10th

Pro: awesome new Radiolab (http://is.gd/36Iuc). Con: left me alternatively laughing & gagging...

Sep 10th

Say I have poor suspension-of-disbelief skills, but that’s the second Hogan’s Heroes...

Sep 10th

If we ever have twins, I’m naming them Control and Experiment.

Sep 7th

Free advice. Don’t start your weekend with this article about a journalist’s mugging:...

Sep 5th

“It’s those thirty-something men who lurk in hi-fi shops, discussing signal purity and...

Sep 5th

Love TDD not just for being a safety net but for turning up problems I’d never have seen until...

Sep 4th

How re-airing Thunderbirds would better the youth of today: http://is.gd/2QgYt (from @warrenellis).

Sep 4th

“Thanks Charles. I mean Paul. Charles took the pledge. No doubt.” ♫...

Sep 4th

Felt a little wistful unplugging the a/c to free up an outlet.

Sep 4th

Belichick busts Steve Burton yet again. Just give up, Steve.

Sep 4th

New blog post: Cheating at <em>The Beatles: Rock Band</em> http://bit.ly/19k2i9

Sep 3rd

Stopped at a yellow arrow, cop going the other way gave me his best hard-man stare. He got my best...

Sep 3rd

Watched first ep of “Torchwood: Children of the Earth” last night, pretty well hooked...

Sep 2nd

Just had one of those “I don’t know what the shit this is, but I want to get away from...

Sep 2nd