Trucker Sex

Grateful my name is not a verb. No joshing, that would make me ralph. Counterpoint by Big Daddy Kane: http://is.gd/3IQuf

Bizarre (to me) free kick in Wolves v. Sunderland, but I now know what the Back-pass Rule is. http://is.gd/3J0Lq

http://yfrog.com/2d86wj I gotta clean the porch more often.

Just noticed this project/ system is at exactly 100 tables. No chance that affects my design decisions going forward. #analretentive

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: “I’m not a historian.” Truer words never spoken. http://is.gd/3DKkP

Did girls like Ringo because they had 3 prettier friends or for the chance to trade up?

I’m distressed that a paper in Keene had to outsource their anti-tattoo crank column to someone from RI. http://is.gd/3FBGY

Was wondering why the dog was so excited to see me. Turns out I hadn’t fed her today.

Protip: wearing white stocking to work will reduce coworker advances as they’ll be worried the first date will involve 4+ hours of church.

To the lady in the brand-new Blazer who tried to take me at a stoplight while I wasn’t paying attention, sorry it didn’t work out, but thx.