I know when I leave a job, the one thing I want to take with me is my hard drive - http://t.co/2YVeDiML
Trucker Sex
Nov 17
Lacey among friends: http://t.co/CJFds50p
Nov 15
Know what I love about you 2011? No one is talking about poker anymore.
Nov 13
Why I love @suchatreat: even after the 100,000th wedding play, she still sings and dances to “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough”.
Nov 11
Things we have to do now that Abbie is gone: #1 set an alarm for tomorrow.
Nov 10
RT @warrenellis: Rick Santorum has the damp smile of a man who imagines Jesus incinerating his audience and gets a one-inch erection
Nov 09
Jesus Google, is there a reason you now need to close Notebook instead of just ignoring it like you did for the last year or so?
Nov 08
Dear Woody Paige, I don’t think Three Dog Night references are still in style.
Nov 07
Wait, Google removed the handy + operator from its search so they could do something commercial with it? Awesome. http://t.co/UZzyxcKb
RT @warrenellis: Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. And then try it again.
